prologue :
The irritation we're pretending not to show
Has replaced the motivation that I had not long ago
I know that
I, I don't ever want to be the one to make you forget it
I, I don't ever want to be the one to make you resent it
I, I don't ever want to be the one to make you regret it
I, I don't ever wanna be, never wanna be, never wanna be
It's the beginning of the end
And I don't know where we lost control
It's the beginning of the end
And I know that I am all alone
Interrogation has replaced the trust we had
Your misguided accusations helping me to turn my back
I know that
I, I don't ever want to be the one to make you divide it
I, I don't ever want to be the one to make you deny it
I, I don't ever want to be the one to make you deprive it
I, I don't ever wanna be, never wanna be, never wanna be
It's the beginning of the end
And I don't know where we lost control
It's the beginning of the end
And I know that I am all alone
I thought that we would find our way
I thought our life would be okay
I thought that you believed in me
But now it seems so far away
The life we knew before is gone there is no compromising
The life you save will be your own to find your inner senses
To find your inner senses, to find your inner senses
It's the beginning of the end
And I don't know where we lost control
It's the beginning of the end
And I know that I am all alone
It's the beginning of the end
And I don't know where we lost control
It's the beginning of the end
And I know that I am all alone
(in the arctic)
(there is a ship called the "dream boat" , arriving at the harbor)
captain : we have reached our destination , preparing operation cleanup
(some of the ship's crew exits the ship , moving toward old nuclear reactors , but on the ship , the geiger counter squeals)
1st mate : um , sir , you might wanna take a look at this
(suddenly , the sea begins to boil beneath the dream boat)
captain : uh oh , ALL CREW BACK TO THE SHIP QUICKLY
(the sea erupts , and the ship is heaved in to the air , and disappears in a fiery explosion)
(the crew stumbles blindly through the chaos , grasping for deck rails)
captain : i can't see anything
1st mate : look at that , it can't burn , THE SNOW CAN'T BURN
(a fissure opens in the glacier , still expanding)
crew member : oh my god
captain : WHAT IS HAPPENING
crew member : it's bleeding
(red and black fluid steams in the chill arctic air , turning the ocean blood red)
crew member : THE EARTH IS BLEEDING
(later on)
(the justice league is at the arctic outpost , investigating the fissure)
flash : .... and did you see where the red stuff came out from
worker : well , not exactly , all i know is it came from the fissure
(meanwhile , down at the bottom of the fissure is a cavern in which is batman , green lantern , superman , and martian manhunter)
batman : anything new develop
scientist : well , we ran some tests , and this fluid appears to resemble amniotic fluid
green lantern : amniotic fluid , like in a womb
scientist : well , not really , there's some complex compounds , and a heavy barbiturate presence , we think
superman : (from another part of the cavern) um , batty , you might wanna come take a look at this
(batman and green lantern head to where superman is , and find a sight that wows them both , a massive lizard with spines on it's back)
martian manhunter : we assumed it was another cavern
superman : but we were wrong
batman : a cavern made of skin
superman : apparently so , and pretty tough skin i might add , even my laser eyes couldn't break a sample off
green lantern : this is incredible
batman : the preservation is extraordinary , mammoths and the like found frozen show much more decay , even the alps ice man
green lantern : how big is this thing
superman : 400 feet
martian manhunter : it has a tail , but how long that is , we can't tell yet
batman : 400 feet , so much for seismosaurus and ultrasaurus , it is a dinosaur isn't it
superman : we think
(behind them , unnoticed , there is movement , the monster's eyelid opens , 10 feet across , the pupil dilates , then focuses , and batman turns and sees it)
batman : everybody , get down
green lantern : what , why
batman : just do it
(the beast's head moves , and claws tear out of the ground , 1 whole section of wall undulates and we become aware that the monster's tail is wrapped around the entire cavern , the monster's mouth closes , then opens again , and fire fills the cavern , and there is a distinctive roar , on the surface , with wonder woman , aquaman , and flash , they feel the earth shake , and see the monster rise from the ground , but before they can react , they are crushed under debris as the monster heads off , however , elsewhere in the arctic , another fissure opens , and a reptilian hand comes out)
(a little later , at the taki islands , northeast of japan)
(a hurricane is occurring as villagers batten down for the storm , but a single villager , named tatsuo comes out , with his wife following)
tatsuo's wife : (in japanese) don't go out there , you'll drown
tatsuo : (in japanese) without a boat , i have no life
(tatsuo's wife goes back inside as tatsuo heads for the docks , but then , something rises from the waves , the monster from before , which comes ashore on the island)
tatsuo : (in japanese) it cannot be .... gojira
(other villagers see the beast , some run , some freeze , some race for the refuge of trees behind the village , the beast looms , 1 4-clawed hand reaches down , and scoops up the entirety of the day's catch and tosses it into it's gaping mouth , past enormous sharp teeth , it's head then turns toward the village , tatsuo sees his wife)
tatsuo : (in japanese) RUN
(she doesn't hear , and the monster's foot comes down , crushing the house , the monster's tail drags across the village , causing more destruction , it reaches for the windswept forest behind the village , scoops a huge furrow in the ground , uprooting a entire copse of trees , the monster raises it to it's mouth and 2 villagers who were hiding shake loose , plummet to the ground , the monster gulps down the trees , it moves back toward the ocean , then pauses , cranes it's head back , looking up into the sky , searching for something , the clouds blow apart briefly , revealing the night sky , empty save for twinkling stars , the clouds close , lightning crackles , the monster roars , then goes to all 4s , and dives in to the sea)
(a year later)
(a car is driving down the road , and pulls up at a institute , and when it parks , the eds come out)
eddy : i still can't believe you never told us you have japanese heritage
edd : yes eddy , you've said it a million times , you don't need to keep reminding me
Ed: how do you say cool in japanese Eddy?
eddy : beats me
Ed: I thought you were japanese . . .
eddy : not me , lumpy
Ed: then who's japanese?
(eddy facepalms)
eddy : have you seriously not been paying attention
Ed: it was Edd?
edd : YES
Ed: uuuh, double d? what's the japanese word for cool?
edd : (in japanese) cool
Ed: ah, kuru
(the eds walk in to the institute)
edd : hello , we're here to visit mr. tatsuo
Ed: hi
(the receptionist checks her computer for tatsuo)
receptionist : ah , you're in luck , just take a left at the main hall , walk at least 10 feet , and you'll find him
they go the way*
(they find a garden , and see tatsuo staring toward the ocean)
edd : that's him
Ed: hi tatsuo
edd : (in japanese) he says hello
(tatsuo doesn't respond)
edd : (in japanese) still thinking about that thing you thought you saw
tatsuo : (in japanese) a storm killed my wife , and i am a crazy man that no1 believes
ed: what are they saying?
edd : ever since his home was destroyed , he's been convinced that a dragon did it
Ed: ok, he could rebuild it though.
edd : i don't think that was the point at all
eddy : can i try talking to him
edd : alright , be my guest
(eddy clears his throat)
eddy : so , mr. tattoo (in japanese) the piece of cheese was running through the forest , but the cyclops captured him anyway , (in english) did i say the wrong words
edd : yeah , you definitely said the wrong words , i'll talk to him , (in japanese) what my friend was trying to say was , do you know anything about this dragon you think wrecked your village
tatsuo : (in japanese) well , it was about the size of a skyscraper , and had a row of spines running down it's back
ed (with edd translating) : every culture has myths about dragons , the midgard serpent , quetzacoatl , the dragon that sleeps at the heart of the world , only i don't think they're just stories
edd : (in japanese) dad even wrote a book about it (pulls out a paperback and hands it to tatsuo , who turns it over , the title is "the waking dragon" , the cover is a old wood print of a dragon , it vaguely resembles the monster that attacked tatsuo's village , tatsuo then opens the book to a photo , a aztec hieroglyph of quetzacoatl , which again resembles the monster , then flips through more pages , but stops at a particular page , which has a assyrian carving of a dragon and a turtle , locked in combat) (in japanese) i believe in dragons too
(tatsuo stands up and hurries off , with the eds following , then goes in to a cottage , and looks around conspiratorially , loosening a floorboard)
tatsuo : (in japanese) the doctors would take these if they knew (reaches in to a space beneath the floor , and digs out sheaves of paper , which have drawings of the monster , hundreds of them)
edd : (translating what tatsuo is saying) he says he dreams of it , remembers stories from his grandfather , about the "people before people" , stories about ....
(tatsuo holds up a drawing , with japanese katakana characters for the word "godzilla")
tatsuo : gojira
eddy : has that name ever been indexed
edd : actually yes , in 1928 , atkinson translated the characters as "godzilla" (notices a particular drawing , of godzilla and a tusked turtle breathing fire at eachother) the adversary
(eddy checks his new watch)
eddy : ok , not that this isn't cool and all , but it's getting pretty late
(edd picks up the drawing , folds it up , and puts it in his pocket)
edd : yeah , but 1st , we should probably put these drawing back
(the eds and tatsuo put the drawings back under the floor)
edd : (in japanese) well , see ya next year , i guess
tatsuo : (in japanese) goodbye , my nephew
ed and eddy : uhhh , nomustay , or something , no wait , is it sionahra
edd : you mean sayonara
eddy : that too
Ed: now what?
edd : were you not listening
Ed: oh, sorry
(meanwhile in jump city)
beast boy and cyborg are playing video games*
(outside , the sun rises , and something in the water approaches the city)
Beast Boy: hey whats that in the water out there? *goes out and checks it out*
(he sees a row of spines moving through the water)
Beast Boy: 0-0 hey what's that in the water?
(after passing by the titans tower , the object rises from the water , revealing itself to be godzilla , who then enters jump city and wreaks havoc)
Beast Boy: uh, guy's, there's some lizard thing outside
Cyborg: what is it?
beast boy : it looks like a upright dinosaur with spines on it's back they go to beat it up*
(their blows go unnoticed by the monster king)
they continue battle*
(when godzilla does notice , he just swats them away and continues his rampage)
they attack him*
(their attacks still don't work , and godzilla eventually heads in to the ttg version of jump city)
(in the ttg titans tower)
robin : crime alert , a monster is terrorizing jump city
cyborg : titan robot assemble
(the ttg titans enter the titan robot)
ttg beast boy : left arm , power on
ttg raven : right arm , power on
ttg starfire : right leg , power on
ttg robin : left leg , power on
ttg cyborg : head , power on
all ttg titans : TITAN ROBOT GO
(the titan robot launches , and engages godzilla in combat , but after a 20 minute battle , the robot is defeated , and the ttg titans escape as godzilla's dorsal spines light up , and he fires his thermonuclear death breath , and aims it at many buildings , then slices off the top of the ttg tower island with it , then he charges up his spines again , and aims at the ttg titans , but before he can , he senses something , and burrows underground)
Beast BOy: huh? whered it go
(the tt titans arrive on the scene)
tt robin : hey , where'd the monster go
ttg cyborg : we were just wondering the same thing
(in the water , something rises from it , and , once the water drops , it reveals a giant tusked turtle , which then roars and comes ashore)
Beast Boy: ANOTHER ME :D SUP BEASTIE
TTG bb: hey.
tt robin : as much as it'd be nice to get to know eachother , we have a situation here
they think of a plan*
tt beast boy : well , since we're not fighting anything at the .... (is cut off as tt robin's communicator rings , and he answers)
tt robin : yes , alright , we're on our way over (hangs up) it was the president , he's requesting our presence at a top secret government base
TTG BB: cool!
(meanwhile)
(in beach city)
(lars and the cool kids are hanging out when sour cream catches sight of something at sea , a tidal wave , then the others see it and make a run for it , and the wave crashes on to land , and the citizens of beach city make a run for it)
(when the gems see the wave , they head out and rescue the citizens 1 by 1) steven : ok , i think that's everybody
(a mass of water rises , and once the water lowers , it reveals godzilla , who wades on to land)
mr. fryman : what the
kofi pizza : what is that thing
(suddenly , the turtle shell flies by , and lands in the water , and the turtle , with it's limbs now outside it's shell , rises from the water)
garnet : (to herself) they're back
(the turtle roars , then sees the crystal temple and , in a moment of rememberance , fires a fireball at it , the gems and some citizens escape , while others are incinerated , then the turtle , believing the gems dead , inserts it's limbs back in to it's shell , then flies off)
steven : what were those things
pearl : listen steven , a long time .... (is cut off as a helicopter flies in , and a man in a black suit comes out)
man : hello , i'm with the united states government , we're gonna need you to come with us
amethyst : um , ok , but why
(at the government base)
(in a boardroom)
(the tt teen titans and ttg teen titans walk in)
tt robin : you sent for us , mr. president
president : yes , it is a matter of national security , as i'm sure you are aware , there are 2 large monsters loose in america
government agent : we've been tracking their pathway , 1 of them appears to be following the same path as the other
(a monitor shows godzilla and the turtle's trail)
president : the monsters appeared a year earlier , at the north pole , then disappeared as quickly as they came
ttg robin : they must've been the creatures that killed off the justice league
tt cyborg : alright , we'll help deal with it
tt robin : yeah , but those things are massive , we might be lucky to only come out with minor injuries
president : that is why we've brought in a little help
(2 large metal doors open , revealing the crystal gems , spongebob , patrick , mr. krabs , squidward , sandy , plankton , the wattersons , the eds , and even beavis and butthead)
ttg cyborg : now this is a army
government agent : and most of them have had their hometowns destroyed by the lizard monster
ttg robin : um (points to beavis and butthead) why are those 2 here
president : (whispering to ttg robin) these kinds of jobs can get very stressful , besides , they once saved america from a deadly virus
beavis : um , he , so when do we get the magazines and stuff , hm he he
president : we told them they'd get adult magazines if they came with us
butthead : uhhh , so when do we get to score , uh uh uh uh
president : and we said they could "score"
(beavis and butthead see tt raven)
butthead : uhhh , hey baby , uh uh uh uh
tt cyborg : (to the eds) so what's your story
eddy : well ....
(flashback to earlier in the day)
past eddy : ok , we need to make this good
past edd : alright
past eddy : good , now , move the camera a little to the left
(edd does so)
past eddy : ok , now
eddy : (narrating) and that's when it happened
past edd : um , eddy
past eddy : what (looks behind him , and sees godzilla looming over the hill , and godzilla roars , and walks through the hill , burying the eds in rocks , then godzilla heads in to peach creek , and lays waste to it)
(the flashback ends)
eddy : and then , this big turtle thing came and got us out of the rocks , and then the government guys came and brought us here
president : ok , now that that's out of the way , i suppose we should get back to business at hand
government agent : we called for your help in case our next plan of attack fails , the lizard monster has been spotted in the nevada desert , and 1 of our best military squadrons has been sent to deal with it
(on the monitor , said military squadron is in the nevada desert)
tt robin : those weapons are conventional , those men and women are gonna get slaughtered
government agent : trust me , that squadron has survived many battles
(in the nevada desert , the squadron stops in front of a small hill)
soldier : that's funny , the monitor says the creature is right here
soldier 2 : that thing must be busted
soldier 3 : probably
soldier 1 : i'm telling you , it's right here
soldier 2 : where
(suddenly , part of the hill moves , but then turns into scales , then it's revealed that it was really godzilla , who then turns his normal color scheme)
soldier 3 : IT CAN CAMOUFLAGE
(godzilla fires his atomic ray , incinerating most of the vehicles , then the remaining vehicles open fire on him , but he crushes them as well)
government agent : WE'RE DOOMED
(tt cyborg slaps the agent)
tt cyborg : get a hold of yourself , man
government agent : you're right , i'm sorry
president : now is the time to put our bonus plan in to action
tt robin : right , but even this won't be enough , we'll need to make a few stops
president : good luck , we're counting on you
beavis : um , he , we're just gonna watch tv
gumball : you don't care about the world
butthead : that was really cool when that dinosaur destroyed those tanks and jeeps and stuff , uh uh uh uh
tt beast boy : would you do it if raven agreed to score with you
butthead : whoa , we're gonna score
(tt beast elbows tt raven , who sighs)
tt raven : you can score with me if you help us
butthead : cool , uh uh uh uh
beavis : WE'RE FINALLY GONNA SCORE , hm he he
tt robin : ok , let's go
they go on their way to do their plan*
(for a few hours , the group stops at the lairs of both the tt and ttg versions of slade , killer moth , brother blood , the hive five , the brotherhood of evil , the titans east , rose wilson , dr. light , and even some villains from ttg)
tt robin : ok , next stop , charles manson maximum security prison
(the group heads there)
tt beast boy : um , why are we here , there's nobody any of us know here
tt robin : maybe not people you know , but 4 people i know
(the tt titans , ttg titans , crystal gems , and the hive five walk in to the prison)
tt robin : hello , robin of the teen titans , i'm goona need 4 of your prisoners for important matters
(at the cell room , a guard pulls a lever , which opens 4 cells , out of 1 comes a man in a hockey mask wielding a machete)
(the hive five gasps)
jinx : jason voorhees
(out of another cell comes a man in a white captain kirk mask wielding a butcher knife)
(the crystal gems gasps)
steven : michael myers
(out of another cell comes a man in a mask made of human skin wielding a chainsaw)
(the ttg titans gasps)
ttg robin : leatherface
(nobody comes out of the 4th cell)
ttg beast boy : oh , i guess that's it
guard : huh , freddy , come out
(suddenly , the song "are you ready for freddy" plays , and a severly burned man , wearing a fedora , a red and green striped sweater , a bladed glove , and some gold rapper jewelry , and carrying a boombox , which is playing the song , comes out of the cell , then throws away the jewelry and boombox)
freddy : what up , bitches
tt robin : still the jokester , i see
TTG Beast Boy: cool, so your llike a rapper? :D
freddy : not really , but i am good at rapping
tt robin : he's actually a infamous serial killer
freddy : and i was burned alive by the assholes known as "parents"
tt robin : and then he was given dream powers by 3 entities known as "the dream demons" and he became 1 of them , but anyway , (to freddy , jason , michael , and leatherface) we need you guys' help in saving the country , and possibly the world
freddy : come again
tt robin : there are 2 large creatures on the loose , and we need you guys to help us save mankind
freddy : why should i help you , i want the children of the world dead
tt robin : but , you also wanna claim the souls of everybody in the world , and there will be no souls to claim if there's no world
freddy : alright , i'm in
(jason , michael , and leatherface nod in agreement)
freddy : but there's just 1 problem , my powers only work in the dream world , and these government men pulled me out
tt raven : i can help with that
freddy : excuse me
tt raven : i can cast a spell that will allow your powers to work in the waking world for as long as it'll take to stop these creatures
freddy : um , ok , so , is it gonna hurt
tt raven : maybe a little , azarath metrion ZINTHOS (zaps freddy with a black aura , which then vanishes)
ttg robin : did it work
freddy : only 1 way to find out (fades in to the floor , and a dark shadow appears where freddy was , then slithers over to pearl , then freddy rises from it , behind pearl) i'm your boyfriend now
(pearl is startled , and falls over)
freddy : never gets old
TTG Beast Boy: nice XD
tt robin : ok , let's go , our next stop is area 51
(at area 51)
tt robin : hello , we're the teen titans , we're gonna need in here , it's a matter of national security
TT BB: yep
they let them in*
(in a laboratory)
tt robin : there , that's what we're looking for
(they're standing in front of 2 large metal doors , and tt robin enters a passcode which causes the doors to open , and 2 glowing eyes are seen , which are revealed to belonged to a masked humanoid creature holding a chain , which has a black long headed creature tied to it)
tt robin : everybody , meet nordic and vlad , they belong to 2 species known as xenomorphs and yautjas , otherwise known as "aliens" and "predators" , me and batman had a run in with nordic while battling the joker , and vlad is the last living member of it's hive
Spongebob: Ooo, it'll help us?
Squidward: of coarse it will barnacle head!
TT BB: less name calling more getting ready for battle!
TT Cyborg: YEAH
tt robin : not yet , 1st , we have to see if they'll agree (to nordic) listen , there are 2 large monsters on the loose , and we need you and vlad's help , do you agree
(10 second pause)
(after the 10 second pause , nordic hands vlad to jason , then unsheaths his wrist blades)
tt robin : i see , a test of worthyness (gets out his staff) bring it
the others are ready to batttle him*
tt robin : no , this is my fight , alone
TTG BB: ok, don't die . .
robin battles the monster*
(after a 20 minute battle , tt robin comes out on top , and he and nordic shake hands)
TTG BB: oh cool he made it!
tt robin : and he agrees to accompany us
(jason gives vlad's leash back to nordic)
tt robin : ok , 1st things 1st , we need to go to where the problem began , the north pole , if we're going to save the world , we need to know a little more about these creatures
TTG Beast Boy: right!
they go on their way to the north pole*
Spongebob: YAY were gonna see santa again!
TTG Beast Boy and Cyborg: YEAH BOI!!!
TT Cyborg: mmhmm, cool.
tt raven : geez , it's like having 8 beast boys now
TTG Raven: I agree.
[ they arrive at north pole ]
(they head down the fissure that godzilla emerged from)
tt robin : this looks like the place
TTG Beast Boy: who are we talking too?
TTG Cyborg: IS IT SANTA? :D
Spongebob: I'll bet it is!
tt beast boy : stop it , STOP IT , CAN'T YOU GUYS BE SERIOUS ABOUT ANYTHING
SPongebob: right! lets go get the info *serious*
TT Raven: so now the cheese guy's serious. . .
they proceed further through the cavern*
Squidward: so whos this guy were supposed to meet?
ttg robin : i don't think we're suppose to be meeting anybody
(unknown to the group , a small creature burrows in to tt beast boy's neck , but tt beast boy doesn't notice)
TTG Beast Boy: I wonder if theres any cave men in here
TTG Cyborg: we just have to look for them.
[ the idiots are looking for cavemen ]
(garnet stops them)
garnet : come on , you 2
(ttg robin steps in the red fluid)
ttg robin : i think i found a clue
tt robin : that must be the stuff that flowed out of the fissure when it opened
TTG Beast Boy: so, do we go back in time and stop it from happening?
TTG Cyborg: yeah
TT Robin: i'm afraid it's not gonna be that simple boys
TTG BB: are you sure?
TTG Cyborg: we just have to make a super stronger seal for it and then it'll never happen
TTG BB: yeah :D
TT Raven: or we could just do what we can to learn about the creatures, defeat them some how and send them back to the under world from whence it came. . . your ideas are just dumb
tt robin : agreed , but i doubt these things came from the underworld , nor would it be as simple as banishing them
TT; Raven: then what would be your ideas?
(tt robin's communicator rings)
tt robin : 1 second (answers the communicator) the dragon monster is in las vegas , there's no time to spare
TTg beast boy: dont we have to find more information?
tt robin : no time now
TTG Beast Boy: but we didn't get to see Santa
Spongebob: YEAH, he is real right?!
freddy : BOYS
TTG Cyborg: I hope we see him after
TTG Beast Boy: yeah.
they go to deal with the monster*
(in las vegas)
tt robin : ok , ravens , beast boys , crystal gems , and sea animals , you help the people , cyborgs , other robin , starfires , nordic , vlad , and murderers , we'll deal with the monster
edd : what about us
tt robin : you 5 , distract the beast while we attack from the rear Ed: ok.
(before the heroes can put their plan in to action , the turtle flies in and battles godzilla)
TT Cyborg: since when could the turtle fight
tt robin : nevermind that , right now , we'd better help the people
the hero's help the people*
(suddenly , tt beast boy faints)
[squidward is startled when he just fainted to the ground with a thud ]
Squidward: AAAH 0-0
TTG Beast Boy: 0-0 BEASTIE? *Feels him* DUDE? WAKE UP
TTG Cyborg: HE FAINTED
Spongebob: oh no, is he ok?
TT Raven: beast boy, wake up, were helpinig people not fainting in the middle of important things.
TTG Cyborg: HE NEEDS A HOSPITAL
[ at the government lab ]
TT Cyborg: how is he?
TT Raven: what about the pulse?
they try to feel for pulse on TT Beast boy*
Doctor: this does not look good
Spongebob: WHAT WHAT IS IT DX
TTG Beast Boy: he doesn't have CANCER does he?!
TTG cyborg: or worse, is he in a cardiac arrest coma?!!
doctor : his body appears to be changing , we don't know what it is that's causing this
government agent : (to the heroes) if i could speak to you all in the lab (the heroes step out of the infirmary)
ttg beasy boy : what's up
government agent : so what did you all find out
ttg robin : not much
tt robin : but we noticed that the cavern the dragon came from appeared to be organic
edd : you know , my uncle tatsuo knows about this creature , he called it "gojira" , it means "godzilla"
ttg robin : really
edd : yes , we have some of his drawings (pulls out some drawings)
tt robin : that's amazing
butthead : uhhh , do you know where we can like , get some nachos or something , uh uh uh uh
(tt robin gets another alarm on his communicator)
tt robin : looks like your nachos will have to wait , godzilla has just exited las vegas , and is heading in the direction of seattle , TITANS GO
ttg robin : wait , somebody has to stay here with your friend
tt raven : i'll do it , you guys go ahead
garnet : alright , we know just the place
everybody except tt beast boy and the gems : huh
pearl : there's a place in nevada where we 8 laser light cannons were left behind during the rebellion
government agent : wait a minute , there's also a government base in nevada , and the creature will pass through it on it's way to seattle , luckily , we have a trump card , a robot based on 1 of the drawings mr. eddward had , we checked him when he came here with his friends , to check for anything useful
edd : he did
(the agent presses a button)
agent : activate G.I.N.O.
(at the base , a trap door opens , and a robotic monster comes out of it , and godzilla approaches it , and the robot runs toward godzilla , who fires his heat ray , but the robot jumps toward godzilla , who smacks it away with his tail , flinging it toward a building , which godzilla fires his heat ray at , incinerating it and the robot)
(at the base)
agent : i don't know why i thought that would work
pearl : so , i guess this means we can put our plan in to motion now
agent : alright , good luck
(the heroes , minus tt raven and tt beast boy , head out , and the gems lead the others to a warp pad , which takes thm to the area in the nevada desert the gems spoke of , and when they get there , they see a entire military squadron , 10000 strong , waiting for them)
soldier : the president told us you were gonna be here , so we thought you guys could use a hand
tt robin : good
(the soldiers see godzilla coming)
garnet : ok , there's no time to spare
(the gems activate a switch , which uncovers the laser light cannons)
steven : if every porkchop were perfect , we wouldn't have hot dogs
(the cannons activate , and fire at godzilla , resulting in a explosion which can be seen from space , and once the dust clears , we see everybody in the area , in a giant bubble created by steven , which then vanishes)
ttg beast boy : did it work
(the dust clears further , and the heroes see godzilla , still standing , without a single scratch , and he roars)
gumball : well , look on the bright , at least it was a epic fail that was actually epic
pearl : THAT'S NOT WHAT WAS SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN
soldier : RETREAT
(the soldiers leave the area)
freddy : COWARDS
darwin : what do we do now
(tt robin gets another alarm on his communicator)
tt robin : the turtle is at the base godzilla was at
ttg raven : we need a new strategy
(the heroes head back to the base)
amethyst : our plan didn't work
government : yeah , we saw
ttg robin : those things are tough
gumball : i say we should just nuke 'em
agent : i wouldn't do that
gumball : why not
scientist : we exmined the dragon monster
edd : godzilla
scientist : yes , and what it's breathing isn't really fire
eddy : what about the turtle , is it breathing fire
scientist : well yes , the turtle is breathing fire , but it also breathes highly concentrated plasma , but back to godzilla , the flame starts a couple meters from godzilla's mouth , he's exhaling something that's so hot , it's actually ionizing the oxygen molecules
gumball : yeah , so
agent : given godzilla's size and speed , the amount of energy he expends , he must have a very different metabolism from most large creatures , a body chemistry that would let him eat relatively little , and breathe superheated steam ....
tt robin : like a nuclear reactor , a biological fusion reactor
nicole : you've gotta be kidding
edd : (undertsanding what tt robin is getting at) no , that's it , i'll bet a year's royalties from my father's book that some of the wreckage is radioactive
scientist : now the thing with the turtle is just as pronounced
edd : gamera
everybody except edd : huh
edd : tatsuo refers to the turtle as "gamera"
scientist : very good perspective , but anyway , we've seen "gamera" feed on fire , so it must have a similar structure as godzilla
gumball : well that's just fascinating
tt robin : listen , somehow , both of those creatures were in those wombs for a long time , something must've functioned like control rods
(another government agent realizes something)
government agent 2 : the fluid
everybody except the agents and scientist : huh
agent 2 : we assumed it was a sort of life support at 1st , but what if it's actually ....
gumball : a atomic tranquilizer
agent 2 : well that makes it sound a little silly , but yeah
agent 1 : there were barrels of that stuff on the transport
agent 2 : yes , if we can administer it , maybe even overdoes them
darwin : how do we administer it
scientist : it's got to be transdermal , they must've absorbed it directly through their skin
edd : wait a minute , who's guessing now , they were floating in that stuff , maybe , they have to breathe it for it to be effective
scientist : transdermal , i'll bet you that year's royalties , double or nothing
squidward : 1 problem , people , the delivery system , are you going to be out there with a hose when 1 of them comes stomping in to a city
scientist : if it comes to that
ttg Beast Boy: ok, but when we find a plan or do what were doing with the monster, do we get rid of it by saying you don't beleive in it?
TTG Cyborg: yeah, I did the same with scary terry, . . .he was mostly my nightmares, . . .a knock off of Christmas sweater guy.
TTG Beast Boy: HEY we can call him christmas sweater guy :D, good naming Cyborg
TTG Cyborg: booya! I am so good at naming things
TT Cyborg: . . . thats my thing dude.
ttg raven : i'm surrounded by idiots
ttg robin : well , now that that's out of the way , i suppose we should put our plan in to action
tt robin : right , and the logical step would be to go after gamera 1st , he seems to be following godzilla everywhere he goes , this should give us a advantage , where godzilla goes , gamera will go , and we'll intercept his path Gumball: is he a photographer? cause he is a "camera"
TT Raven: less puns, more focus on going after gamera
they go after gamera*
(tt raven stays behind with tt beast boy)
TT Raven: *watching tt Beast Boy*
(meanwhile)
(the rest of the group is at a military base in nevada , waiting for gamera)
ttg robin : are you sure this is gonna work , because right now , i'm beginning to think this is a safety hazard
tt robin : don't worry , we're professionals
(tt robin and ttg robin's communicators ring , and they answer)
tt robin : he's here
ttg robin : that's what beast boy said
(at the spot , gamera is flying in , and the heroes have hoses pointed in his direction)
eddy : ok , we're ready
ttg beast boy : say hi to the sandman for me , you sabre toothed freak
(the heroes all spray the red fluid at gamera , who crashes in to a hill , and weakly gets up , only to collapse)
tt cyborg : the plan worked
(some helicopters fly in and bring gamera in to the base)
TTG Beast Boy: can we go check on the other me now?
tt robin : if it makes you feel better
(tt robin's communicator rings , and he answers it)
tt raven : (over the communicator) guys , i'm gonna need you to come back , beast boy's condition is getting worse
tt robin : we're on our way
(back at the lab , in the infirmary)
(tt beast boy's condition has in fact gotten worse)
doctor : all of the large intestine is gone , along with the exocrine tissue of the pancreas , the material was used here , in restructuring the chest cavity (indicates a spidery dark structure in tt beast boy's chest) body functions necessary to immediate survival aren't affected , everything else is fair game
tt raven : impossible
doctor : apparently not , the infection is rescripting his dna , and as it changes , he changes
(the rest of the group arrives , and find that tt beast boy's condition has gotten worse like tt raven said , he has no eyes , his skull is elongated , his jaw shrunken , his ears have merged on to the sides of his head , his clavicle and shoulders have lifted , forming a protective collar around his neck , but most disconcerting is the flat , featureless expanse of skin from forehead to mouth)
tt beast boy : (weakly) who's there
tt cyborg : we got gamera
tt beast boy : is he dead
ttg cyborg : no , he's sick , but alive
tt beast boy : like me
ttg beast boy : actually , he looks a little better than you
tt beast boy : i've been having dreams , about gamera and godzilla both
tt raven : he also tells me he heard voices
tt beast boy : i keep wondering , why now , why show up now , what set their wombs off , what are they trying to do , you have to find out
tt cyborg : we need to stay here
tt beast boy : no , please , i can feel what's happening to me (drifting off) find out , keep looking (his features relax , his grip loosens , his breathing becomes regular)
tt cyborg : we'll find out , for you , beastie
(the group except for tt raven exits the infirmary)
tt raven : (to a doctor) anything new develop
doctor : well , we've found out that his circulatory system is on the verge of collapse , it simply may not be a viable life form
tt raven : what can you do
doctor : the immediate threat is liquid creating pressure on the brain stem , we have to drain it
(tt beast boy places his hand , now a claw , on to tt raven's wrist)
tt beast boy : (in a different voice) wait
(tt raven looks down on tt beast boy , who is now more alien than human , he has eyes again , huge pitch black orbs that seem to have erupted from beneath his skin , his head is disfigured , he is growing a exoskeleton , his nose is just 2 slits)
tt beast boy : (still in the other voice) there is a reason
(the doctor , frightened , backs away)
tt raven : um , guys , you might wanna come in here
(the group enters the infirmary again)
tt robin : what is it
tt raven : this might sound crazy , but i don't know if beast boy is speaking , or if whatever he's turning into is (to tt beast boy) beast boy , can you hear me
tt beast boy : (in his normal voice) it doesn't know the words yet , so i have to talk
tt cyborg : beastie , are you in pain
tt beast boy : no , it's amazing , i can see in infrared now , i think
doctor : he's in a brachycardia state , he's weakening
(tt raven takes tt beast boy's hand/claw)
tt raven : you , it , said the word "danger"
tt beast boy : war , enemy aliens , spreading through the galaxy , destroying worlds , it started on this planet
tt cyborg : what do you mean
tt beast boy : they created a monster from the genetic material of earth animals , it was designed to kill
ttg beast boy : gamera is a alien
tt beast boy : (in his other voice) no , not gamera , another
tt cyborg : godzilla
alien lifeform : (through tt beast boy) yes , godzilla was created by the enemy aliens to wipe out all life on this planet , later , the aliens would come back , when the planet was conquered
tt raven : beast boy , this creature you're becoming , where did it come from
tt beast boy : (in his normal voice) a sister planet of the hostile aliens
alien lifeform : (through tt beast boy) we needed words , needed to warn you , did not know what form life would take
doctor : so they created a virus that would reprogram dna , and transfer rna , that's amazing
tt robin : they made 1 of theirs , out of 1 of ours
(tt beast boy's body spasms , on the cardiograph , tt beast boy's heart is a weak flutter)
doctor : we're losing him
tt raven : beast boy , can you tell us , what is gamera
alien lifeform : (through tt beast boy) we and our enemies both knew how to create life , we created gamera from the genetic material of earth creatures as well
tt raven : how do we kill it
alien lifeform : (through tt beast boy) gamera will kill it , before it destroys the world
tt raven : ok , but how do we kill gamera
alien lifeform : (through tt beast boy) (weakly) can't , kill , gamera
(tt beast boy loses consciousness)
doctor : CRASH CART , CODE BLUE
(the group exits the infirmary)
TTG Beast Boy: WHY DO WE HAVE TO LEAVE DX we have to save him! he could go insane and kill us!
TTG Cyborg: I WANT THE BIGGER BEASTIE BACK
TTG Beast Boy: SO DO III DX
Spongebob: I hope he's ok
ttg Raven: we just have to get after gamera
tt robin : we already caught him , now we just have to defeat godzilla
garnet : that alien's story wasn't too far off
everybody except garnet , amethyst , and pearl : huh
pearl : those creatures appeared during the rebellion , they both wiped out armies of gems , the monster known as godzilla would've finished us too , if it weren't for rose quartz's shield
garnet : but heven her shield wasn't strong enough to block it , in fact , it was vaporized , but we survived
pearl : we never wanted you to find out about the monsters
(tt robin's communicator rings)
tt robin : godzilla is in seattle
butthead : cool , more explosions
beavis and butthead : DUN DUN DU DU DUN DUDUDUDUDUDUDU DU DU DUN
nicole : what is wrong with those 2
Gumball: what do you mean whats wrong with them? they like Rock n' roll! *air guitar with beavis and butthead and darwin* DUN DUN DU DUN DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU DU
TTG Beast Boy: YEAH mama cat, don't you know anything about Rock and roll?
TTG Cyborg: It's hardcore music yo!
Spongebob: ROCK N' ROLL TIME
[ the idiots play electric guitars loudley ]
TTG Beast Boy: hey that could be your stage name " mama cat " :D
tt robin : we can talk about music later
TTG Beast Boy: your right, lets defeat em monsters
TT Robin: good
(meanwhile)
(Godzilla has left Seattle in ruins, and is now in Chicago)
(back at the base)
(tt robin's communicator rings , and he answers)
tt robin : it's godzilla , he's in chicago , TITANS G.... (is cut off as a pteranodon suddenly bursts in to the base , with a sign stuck to it's beak)
tt cyborg : what in the
president : oh yeah , i probably should've told you this earlier , but there was a little "incident" in alabama , but we took care of it
(suddenly , more pterosaurs enter the base , some with scars on their bodies , and the heroes fight their way through them)
government agent 1 : good luck heroes
president : (to himself) and maybe i'll get some actual respect for once
steven : what was that
president : nothing
(the heroes head out)
(later)
(the heroes have arrived in chicago , and find a trail of destruction , but are suddenly attacked by velociraptors , and a t rex , and the heroes fight them , but before either the dinosaurs or the heroes can deliver the final blow , the dinosaurs hear something coming from the north , and they head there)
pearl : you don't think
ttg robin : it couldn't be
tt robin : i'm afraid it is , i think i just figured out what beast boy meant by "genetic material" , that thing is part raptor
ttg robin : and part t rex
ttg beast boy : but how could he have known about isla sorna or isla nublar
garnet : he must've figured out about them on his way to beach city
freddy : um , this is very interesting and all , but , we still have a job to do
(meanwhile , at the base gamera is being held at)
(gamera's eyes open , but this is unnoticed by the surveyors , then gamera lifts his left arm)
surveyor 1 : oh shit , IT'S AWAKE
(gamera stands up , crashing through the roof of the building , then inserts his legs and tail in to his shell , and fires jets from them , and takes off , heading toward chicago , where godzilla is , but just as it is at least 20 miles from the base , the persident pulls up in a jeep , and is surprised to see the holding cell in ruins , then he sees a scientist on the ground , having been knocked down during the building's destruction , and the president grabs him by the collar)
president : where is gamera
scientist : he's gone , he busted himself out , i've never seen anything like it , he was like a 1 man army
(the president places the scientist back down , then gets back in the jeep , which is then driven in the direction of chicago)
(in chicago , the heroes are following godzilla's trail of destruction)
freddy : man , this fucker is quick
eddy : tell me about it
butthead : this is cool , uh uh uh uh
TTG Beast Boy: I wonder where it could go next. . .maybe tokyo
TT Cyborg: yeah, thats where our beastie met some tokyo fan girls of his. . .
TTG Beast Boy: tokyo fan girls :o They'll definetly love me! I'm one hot beastie boy!
TTG Cyborg: Yeah. . .
TTG Robin: tokyo fan girls? and where do they hang?
TT Cyborg: oh they met him near the club where he sang to them, and they never saw our beastie again
TTG Beast Boy: aww, they must miss him, I GOTTA SEE EM, I JUST GOTTA!
they continue with their work*
(just then , the president pulls up in the jeep , and gets out)
president : have you caught godzilla yet
ttg beast boy : we're working on it
(ttg raven sees something in the jeep)
ttg raven : hey wait a minute , let me see those
president : hey , that's classified
(ttg raven gets the thing , some documents , out of the van , and reads them)
ttg raven : hey guys , he never wanted to kill these creatures , he wants to use them as weapons
president : ok , you got me , but trust me , it's for the good of the american people
garnet : YOU FOOL , DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY PEOPLE THAT THING HAS KILLED ALREADY , THERE'S NO WAY IT WILL JOIN YOU
president : that's why i'm going to bargain with it
tt cyborg : and just how do you plan on doing that
(just then , godzilla bursts through a building , the gorillacorp headquarters , and roars)
president : oh , just in time (to godzilla) hello , great beast , i realize you have a job , but perhaps , i can help you , in exchange for your services , i can provide you with anything you need
(godzilla glares at the president , charges up his dorsal spines , and fires a heat ray at the president , vaporizing him , but the heroes get out of the way just in time)
eddy : this is why i hate politics
TTG Beast Boy: he was messed up in the head anyways, now me and Cyborg on the other hand
TTG Cyborg: we'd make good president and vice president! :D
TT Raven: enough, we need to fight godzilla.
[they attack godzilla ]
(after a 20 minute battle , godzilla has the heroes defeated)
tt mammoth : well , if this is it , i just wanna say , it's been a honor serving with all of you
ttg gizmo : same here
(all of the heroes huddle together as godzilla's spines light up , but before he can fire his heat ray , he's struck in the face by a fireball , then he looks up and sees gamera flying in , then land in the middle of the city , then roar , then he roars in response , and the 2 giants battle)
ttg robin : gamera came back
(godzilla fires his heat ray in the direction of the heroes , but gamera gets in the way at the last minute)
they watch? *
(godzilla and gamera continue their fight)
they are watching for a while till one of them wins*
(gamera inserts his legs and tail in to his shell , and flies toward godzilla , who bends over , with his dorsal spines sticking out , and gamera flies through , being sliced down the middle in the process , giving godzilla the upper hand , and once gamera pulls his legs and tail out of his shell , godzilla attacks him , eventually throwing him to the ground , bashing him around , and smashing him in to building , then slides him toward logan square , and gamera roars in agony as godzilla gets on all 4s , crawls on to gamera , bites in to his neck , and rips his throat apart , killing him , then roars in triumph)
TTG Beast Boy: aww man, Godzilla won
TTG Cyborg: I wonder how the other beast boy's doing?
amethyst : well , why don't we just fuse
garnet : even alexandrite won't be enough
steven : wait a minute , i have a idea , why don't ALL of us fuse
sandy : 1 more time
steven : think about it , the ultimate fusion of gems and non-gems , emerging to save the world from destruction
tt cyborg : ok , but how do we fuse
garnet : through a series of coordinated dance moves
freddy : (with his arms crossed , and a eyebrow raised) you want us to dance , seriously
pearl : YOU WANNA SAVE THE WORLD OR NOT
freddy : UGH , fine
garnet : then it's settled , let's fuse
steven : and save the world
(freddy sighs)
freddy : this is so stupid
pearl : just roll with it
(all of the heroes dance , but beavis and butthead's dancing is different from the others')
steven : ok , everybody hold hands
(everybody makes physical contact with the gems , and they all form a fusion that's at least 5 feet shorter than godzilla)
mega fusion : it worked
the mega fusion attacks godzilla stomps on him*
mega fusion : ok , you asked for it (summons feddy krueger's glove , nordic's wrist blade gauntlet , jason voorhees' machete , and sprouts vlad's tail , then attacks godzilla with them , but he isn't phased , and continues his own assault)
the mega fusion continues attacking godzilla*
the battle continues*
(eventually , godzilla gains the upper hand , and the mega fusion defuses into all of the heroes again)
butthead : DAMN IT , BEAVIS , YOU SCREWED IT UP
beavis : NO WAY , YOU DID
(beavis and butthead start fighting as godzilla charges up his heat ray , but he doesn't fire it , as he is too exhausted from the previous events and the battle with the mega fusion , so he burrows underground , sparing the heroes for the moment)
TTG Beast Boy: OH NO YOU DON'T
Freddy stops TTG Beast Boy*
Freddy: relax, kid, he'll be back, and when he is, we'll be ready
TTG Beast Boy: But dude, it'll be easier if we just end this!
TTG Cyborg: yeah, *forms into drill machine* yeah, we just drill down to godzilla while he's still exausted, and get him in his weakspot untill hes dead and we'll all party!
TTG Beast Boy: Yeah :D its that simple bruh!
tt robin : maybe freddy's right , we should let it be until he returns
TTG Cyborg: then how do we stop him when he comes back?
pearl : i don't know , but we'll figure something out
butthead : uhhh , now that this is like , over and stuff , i think it's time for us to score , uh uh uh uh
(beavis and butthead look over at tt raven , who is kissing ttg beast boy)
butthead : uhhh , that's suppose to be like , us scoring with her
beavis : damn it , he , we were suppose to get some
butthead : uh uh uh uh , settle down , beavis
beavis : NO , he , I WON'T SETTLE DOWN , NOT THIS TIME , DAMN IT , THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS , I THINK I'M GONNA SCORE , AND THEN I NEVER SCORE , he , IT'S NOT FAIR , he , WE TRAVELLED UH , um um , 100 MILES , CUZ WE THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA SCORE , he , BUT NO , IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN , DAMN IT
tt cyborg : hey dude , calm down
beavis : SHUT UP , ASSWIPE , he , I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS , WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE , IT'S JUST NOT GONNA HAPPEN , he , WE'RE JUST GONNA GET OLD , (looks in the direction of freddy , jason , michael , and leatherface) LIKE THESE PEOPLE , BUT THEY PROBABLY SCORED
tt cyborg : HEY , I'M WARNING YOU , SHUT UP
beavis : (looks in the direction of tt starfire) IT'S LIKE THIS CHICK'S A SLUT , he , (looks in the direction of freddy) AND LOOK AT THIS GUY , HE'S OLD , BUT HE'S PROBABLY SCORED A MILLION TIMES
freddy : ohoh yeah
beavis : BUT NOT US , WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE , WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE , WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE
tt cyborg : ALRIGHT , THAT'S IT , NUMNUTS (tackles beavis , and the 2 fight) LITTLE SMART ELLIC PUNK
beavis : I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
Darwin: CALM DOOOOOOOWWWN *breaks car glass windows shreik screaming*
Gumball: YEAH WHAT HE SAID
tt robin : wait , where's vlad
(nordic becomes alarmed , but then spongebob sees something and gasps)
sandy : did you find vlad
spongebob : sort of
(the heroes see vlad in pieces , and shrieks , then spongebob kneels down and picks up part of vlad's head)
spongebob : (sobbing) i just barely got to know him , and he helped us save the world , and , and , he was a good addition to the team (looks closer) wait(pokes the head , piercing a hole in it) it's just a molted shell
ttg cyborg : so where's the real vlad
(meanwhile , at the colorado rockies , a hole has been dug in to the side of a mountain , and in a cavern that was created , a hive has been built , and a pteranodon , a dimorphodon , a velociraptor , and at least 3 humans have been stuck to the wall by the stuff used to make the hive , then we see vlad , now a praetorian , who sheds his shell , and emerges a queen , and then roars)
epilogue :
Have you heard what they said on the news today
Have you heard what is coming to us all?
That the world as we know it will be coming to an end
Have you heard, have you heard?
He sees them in the distance when the darkened clouds roll
He could feel tension in the atmosphere
He would look in the mirror, see an old man now
Does it matter they survive somehow
They said there's nothing can be done about the situation
They said there's nothing you can do at all
To sit and wait around for something to occur
Did you know, did you know?
As he stares across the garden looking at the meadows
Wonders if they'll ever grow again
The desperation of the situation getting graver
Getting ready when the wild wind blows
Have you seen what they said on the news today
Have you heard what they said about us all
Do you know what is happening to just every one of us
Have you heard, have you heard?
There will be a catastrophe the like we've never seen
There will be something that will light the sky
That the world as we know it, it will never be the same
Did you know, did you know?
He carries everything into the shelter not a fuss
Getting ready when the moment comes
He has enough supplies to last them for a year or two
Good to have because you never know
They tell us nothing that we don't already know about
They tell us nothing that is real at all
They only fill us with the stuff that they want
Did you know, did you know?
He's nearly finished with the preparations for the day
He's getting tired; that'll do for now
They are preparing for the very worst to come to them
Getting ready when the wild wind blows
He sees the picture on the wall, it's falling down
Upside down
He sees a teardrop from his wife roll down her face
Saying Grace
Remember times they had, they flash right through his mind
Left behind
Of a lifetime spent together long ago
Will be gone
They've been preparing for some weeks now
For when the crucial moment comes
To take their refuge in the shelter
Let them prepare for what will come
They make a tea and sit there waiting
They're in the shelter feeling snug
Not long to wait for absolution
Don't make a fuss; just sit and wait
Can't believe all the lying,
All the screens are denying
That the moments of truth have begun
Can't you see it on the T.V.?
Don't believe them in the least bit
Now the days of our ending have begun
Say a prayer when it's all over
Survivors unite, all as one
Got to try and help each other
Got the will to overcome
I can't believe all the lying
All the screens are denying
That the moments of truth have begun
Can't you see it on the T.V.?
Don't believe them in the least bit
Now the days of our ending have begun
When they found them, had their arms wrapped around each other
Their tins of poison laying near by their clothes
The day they both mistook an earthquake for the fallout
Just another when the wild wind blows